Pairing(s): Tosh/Jack, Owen
Warnings: An alien toy made them do it. Yeah, I know. Bloody Torchwood.
A/N: From the January porn battle. I just realized I didn't repost this anywhere, and I'll lose it if I don't! :D
"Oh, joy. Retcon doesn't work on me anymore," Owen retorted, pulling the SUV to a stop near an abandoned farmhouse. "So unfortunately, this little scenario'll be burned into my memory forever."